Haikus about baby showers.
There’s no open bar?
Wait. There is no bar at all?
Intolerable.Uterus? Empty.
Mine, not yours, my dear cousin.
I can still have beer.No, really, I can.
You are the only one who
cannot drink. Selfish.Only so many
“Oohs” and “Ahhs” re: tiny things
Before I want beer.